Yes — and lucky for us, we finally have one. Her name is Laura Burk (a.k.a. Minister of Cabins & Coin), and she is our designated travel agent for TOWN CRUISE 2026. She’ll make sure you’re booked on the exact right sailing with the rest of us, walk you through cabin options, and answer all the nitty-gritty questions Carnival won’t.

Yep! Inside, ocean view, balcony, suite, you name it. Want to wake up to a view of the sea? Great. Want to sleep in a windowless void and pretend you're in space? Also fine.

Yes — this is a real cruise, not a bachelor party in international waters. There will be other families and kid-friendly options. That said, certain events (like “Midnight Mini Golf of Emotional Reckoning”) may be more adult-oriented.

Lodging, meals, shows, pool access, and all the ship’s glorious weirdness. Extras like drinks, excursions, internet, and spa services cost more. Tom Cruise not included (probably).

It is if you want it to be. Some of us will be sipping mai tais and wearing matching jumpsuits. Others may be asleep by 9:30. There’s room for all energy levels — and we firmly support naps as a lifestyle.

Absolutely. The ship has official ones, and we’re inventing some of our own. Think “Bomber Jacket Day,” “Tiny Town Prom,” or “Dress Like Someone From the Town Facebook Group” night. Details to come.

Technically no — because all the ports are in U.S. or U.S.-affiliated territories — but we strongly recommend bringing one just in case. It's useful for emergencies and feels powerful to own.

That’s the spirit. We’re building a boat-based social experiment. You will know people by the end. Possibly too well.

Welcome to the team. Head over to the Team Page to submit your photo and official cruise title. We accept all applicants, especially if you have a label maker or spreadsheet skills.