RSVP

Are You Coming or What?

Let us know if you're setting sail with the town. Or thinking about it. Or just want the emails.

We’re gathering names, vague intentions, and questionable commitments for TOWN CRUISE — no pressure, no contracts, just a good-faith gesture that you might show up on a boat in May 2026. This helps us coordinate the chaos: dinner times, meetups, and matching merch (because obviously).

You’ll book your actual cruise through our travel agent, Laura Burk (Minister of Cabins & Coin). She’s handling all TOWN CRUISE reservations and will make sure you’re on the right ship, the right week, and not accidentally sailing with strangers. Once you’ve booked with Laura, come back here to RSVP so you don’t miss theme nights, group updates, or the inevitable late-night karaoke summons.