Costumes Or Consequences
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Day 1 (May 9 – Embarkation): “Welcome to Town” Tees
Dress Code: Any shirt that references the town. Bonus for homemade or bootleg merch.
Vibe: School reunion meets cruise terminal chaos.
Optional Activities: Meet & greet.
Icebreaker: “What gas station snack defines your personality?” -
Day 2 (May 10 – Sea Day): Tiny Town Prom
Dig out a tux. Or don’t. All that matters is dramatic eye contact and at least one corsage.
Dress Code: Overdressed. Emotionally underprepared.
Vibe: Gymnasium-turned-ballroom. Someone’s crying in the bathroom.
Optional Activities: Prom photos. Promposals. Actual prom drama. -
Day 3 (May 11 – Puerto Rico): Animal Print + Botanicals
Dress Code: Loud florals, leaf prints, animal patterns — vacation chaos.
Vibe: Margaritaville in heatstroke.
Optional Activities: Jungle group photo. Monkey impressions not required. -
Day 4 (May 12 – St. Thomas): Floridian Safari
Lizards. Linen. Loose morals.
Dress Code: Your weird uncle on vacation.
Vibe: Retirement gone rogue.
Optional Activities: Spot the cryptid. Drink something neon. -
Day 5 (May 13 – Sea Day): Poolwear With Judgment
Dress Code: Sarcastic pool attire. Think “Grandma’s swim skirt meets sports bra.”
Vibe: Regret-proof.
Optional Activities: Dramatic towel wraps. “Who wore it wetter?” competition. -
Day 6 (May 14 – Sea Day): Night of Mild Mysticism
It’s not a cult. It’s a community.
Dress Code: Flowy, witchy, or “small-town psychic whose services are cash-only.”
Vibe: Tarot and terrible decisions.
Optional Activities: Group aura readings. Moon howling (weather permitting). -
Day 7 (May 15 – Sea Day): Deck Karaoke Disaster
It’s karaoke. But themed. But worse.
Dress Code: 2000s mall couture, glam rock, or "I thought we were going to dinner."
Vibe: Sing like no one is filming.
Optional Activities: Worst duet contest. Onboard fan club formation. -
Final Day (May 16 – Port Canaveral): Emotional Support Outfit
Dress Code: Comfy, stained, slept-in. The clothes that say, “I don’t want this to end.”
Vibe: Crumpled goodbyes.
Optional Activities: Group cry. Exchange snacks from leftover carry-ons.